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I have no idea the source of this mashup, but it is terrifying.

Can we abolish just half of daylight savings time? Every fall we can “fall back” and get an extra hour of sleep, but then never make up for it in the spring.

tfw you make a 5-digit mistake on your W4 tax status for the year.

Hey everybody!

I FINALLY MADE IT TO THE END OF A TUBE OF CHAPSTICK WITHOUT FIRST LOSING IT!

C++20 will be adding `<=>` (spaceship) to the language. 🛸

My bot hasn’t finished learning yet, but _has_ come up with the concept of iPho. If Amazon can get into the grocery business, why can’t Apple get into the noodle soup business? 🍜

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