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The phone booth game (and the Imports/Exports bit) at #xoxofest is really excellent. Who did that?
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How many times can one dog eat and regurgitate the same dead bird? The answer is at least four. 🤢
Shuffleboard with the three year old:
3: “Okay let’s do them all at the same time.”
Me: “I think you’re supposed to do them one at a time.”
3: “Yeah but we’ll do them all at the same time.”
[We do them all at the same time.]
Me: “Okay, I got 5 and you got 1.”
3: “No, I got 7.”
3’s dad: “How did you count seven?”
3: (on fingers) “1, 2, 3, 4, 5! ...6, 7.”
Me: “So you got 7 points because you counted to 7?”
@fedibash ls /*bin /usr/*bin
@fedibash primes 1 10 | tail -1
@fedibash uname -a
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