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If you haven't checked out The Super Patriotic Dating Simulator Kickstarter by @dubfight@twitter.com alumni @KarleeEsmailli@twitter.com GO 👏 CHECK 👏IT 👏OUT 👏!

kickstarter.com/projects/83542

Final countdown is now, and this is a game that desperately needs to exist. FUND. THEM!

It’s 3am so I told Siri to play the Pokerap but she put on Ol Dirty Bastard instead so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apparently i'm going to The Dotas tonight. Trying to decide if I should be goofy ignorant (Touchdown!) or just regular ignorant (is that character good?)

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Finally got around to listening to A Tribe Called Red's 2016 release 'We Are the Halluci Nation' and it's real good. Easily their strongest work yet
open.spotify.com/album/0JUiUxL

New Brockhampton seems like it's gonna be so good with the singles they've been releasing
youtube.com/watch?v=jq1KXGKFIy

Apparently my favourite brunch hangout used to be a gambling hotspot, brothel, and chocolate factory.

A lot of things are falling into place for me this morning. xoxo.zone/media/SGNejs-80a5nCW

Me during sex: Hurt me.

Them: Anxiety prevents you from enj--

Me: I meant, like, physically. Not insulting me.

Them: Sex education is terrible in the US so everything I know I've learned through internet memes.

Happiness is yelling affirmations at your cat from across the apartment because you can see her little face

JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

Dang, I just discovered Doja Cat and the aesthetics of both videos & the tunes are totally my shit (NSFW)
youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF
youtube.com/watch?v=TLiGA_wrNp

Hey, are there any Go programmers out there who would be interested in making github.com/DagAgren/toot-relay run on Heroku or some other very reasonably priced hosting solution? I'd really appreciate not having to sysadmin a server hosting it myself, since I am bad at that. It would help the stability of notifications in Toot!.

A new episode of my show The Panalysts came out today.

It's a weekly TV show length UK style panel show. I host it, edit it and come up with all the prompts. It's VERY funny, and sort of a slow burn into total absurdity. Please check it out?

youtube.com/watch?v=s-hB3KESba
#video #comedy

LET"S MAKE MASTADON WHOLESOME AND AUTHENTIC INSTEAD OF EDGY AND IRONIC

RETOOT IF YOU'RE WITH ME

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If you're mad about something? Use a content warning.

If you want to write a long post? Use a content warning.

Don't share screenshots of toots that make you mad, and don't follow people that make you mad.

You've left the swirling fire vortex of rage birdsite created to keep investors and advertisers happy. Live free! Live well 👍

I’ve been using the Toot! Beta for like five minutes and I already love it, this is def gonna replace Amoroq for me.

Ok, let's try an experiment. You can use this page to sign up for Toot!:

toot-beta-signup.herokuapp.com

It will remain open as long as I dare, and hopefully I won't run completely out of beta tester slots!

And remember, not everything works yet! Report bugs at github.com/DagAgren/toot/issue, but remember to check if they are already there!

I'm really enjoying being at home in Vancouver for a while but dang I'm busy and also PAX plans are _really_ starting to ramp up. I'm hype, but I could really use like a week of sleep.

@tootapp Are new beta spots opening up anytime soon? Ive heard good things!

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