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I'm going try ignoring boost/fave counts again, after getting back into the habit recently. I've already hid the notification, I just need to avoid going back to a post to "see how it's doing."

Nice tree, nerd. Did your Mother Nature make it for you?

Setting my glass of water on my Qi charger to infuse my drink with electrolytes.

The beach is bullshit, and the ocean is double bullshit. Rocks and rivers forever.

lmfao nintendo is just disney with better mascots

TIL diesel fuel is self-combusting and does not require a spark plug.

excluding myself from Apple Inc. Device Performance Litigation so i can take part in future litigation :blob_cat_sip_glare:

when it comes to putting waluigi in Smash, it's not a matter of "if," but "wah"

THEY WANTED US TO EAT SHIT AND DIE
BUT WE ATE SHIT AND LIVED

what if you granted us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license... haha... unless?

Starting to get a bit annoyed at the amount of untagged uspol on the fedi timeline

not entirely sure what to do about it

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