Me, to kids: "Does anybody have a cough today? Are any of you still sick?"
Kids: *all start coughing, raise their hands*
Me: "OK, I'll let your grandmother know you're too sick to come over."

They though I was gonna offer them the TV or something. Honesty is the best policy, kids.

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