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Hardware Acceleration is approximately 9.8 m/s² and is achieved by tossing your computer out the fucking window

@annika overclocking = launching your computer via trebuchet over the town hall clocktower :trebuchet:

@KitsuneAlicia @lawremipsum @annika

*tries it*

hey, that's not cooling the water at all 😠!

@KitsuneAlicia @lawremipsum @annika defragging: trying to reassemble the computer after contact with sledgehammer.

@annika @loweel

Big Data -

the pile outside the office building after parallel hardware acceleration via defenestration at scale

also a very efficient method for stack -> heap conversion

@annika

dove into mentions for usage of both 'defenestration' and 'trebuchet'

was not disappointed

'water cooling' was a bonus

@annika you can also calibrate said Hardware Acceleration by letting the computer in free fall for a second, which can also be done by tossing it out the window

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