Gandalf: "It is for you that I feel responsible."
Frodo: "Ah, wow."
Gandalf: "Ever since Bilbo left I have been deeply concerned about you, and about all these charming, absurd, helpless hobbits."
Frodo: "Wow, uh, OK."
Gandalf: "It would be a grievous blow to the world, if the Dark Power overcame the Shire; if all your kind, jolly, stupid Bolgers, Hornblowers, Boffins, Bracegirdles, and the rest, not to mention the ridiculous Bagginses, became enslaved."
Frodo: "Hold up."
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