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Re: uspol, presidental address 

uspol, presidental address 

"I don’t see how anyone could... do any kind of meaningful work by replying to every email in their inbox all the time so that it’s always empty"

1) You don't have to reply to everything. Triage, including deleting liberally.
2) Your Inbox is not supposed to be empty all the time. That's an impossible goal.
3) IZ is about managing your email so you can *get out of your Inbox* and do other work.

i am a:
- [ ] farmer
- [x] platypus

i am seeking:
- [ ] to rid my cornfields of this platypus
- [x] an escape from this endless hell of corn

ML7 didn't land this 360 sleep dart, but I still had to clip it to even understand what was happening. Even now, it's hard to follow.


Being a 'procrastinator' I solved it 'professionally' using #Haskell - the resulting word list has 1367 words (too big for toot).

import Data.Char
import Data.List
import Data.Maybe

fingers = words "qaz wsx edc rfvtgb yhnujm ik ol p"
elemIx c (n, cs) = if c `elem` cs then Just n else Nothing
finger c = listToMaybe . mapMaybe (elemIx c) $ zip [0..] fingers
typing = nub . mapMaybe finger
condition = (8 ==) . length . typing
main = interact (unwords . filter condition . words . map toLower)

$ runhaskell fingers.hs < /usr/share/dict/words

what words are typed using 8 different fingers on a qwerty keyboard?

like, poinsettia

I really care about privacy, that's why I use linux, I won't use gmail, and I have never had a facebook account.
Oh, my home interface? I have an alexa and smart meter with apps running everything..

I'm done with Reddit and Imgur for a while. Too much casual transphobia.

Honestly Imgur was just a time suck anyway, like Reddit before I took it off my phone. I know I'm bored when I launch Imgur.

The good news is PS4 Remote Play works really well from my MacBook Pro in the bedroom.

The comprehensive rulebook for Magic: The Gathering is 231 pages.

the millennial generation was lied to by dying capitalists attempting to make one more profit wave. all we needed was to optimize every part of our life for labor and then stability would come, but it never did. we got real good at blaming ourselves for everything though

I watched Into the Spider-Verse and immediately rented the -Man game. Let's play!

I love trolling my 10 year old. He's complaining that I'm making him get dressed and leave the house (thinks we're just doing errands) but I'm taking him to see Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.

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