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If they don't let Homer Simpson age, he's gonna be a millennial soon

Stranger Things is set in the 1980s, so this whiteboard should have been a chalkboard

The Dublin rental market is so out of whack. Who is renting for €3,200/month??

I am looking for like-minded people in the fediverse for sharing thoghts, projects and information about woodworking, woodcarving and especially spoon carving. How can I find these people?
Are there any existing groups or servers with these topics?
Retoots / Boosts are appreciated!

#askthefediverse #followerpower #woodworking #woodcarving #spooncarving #greenwoodcarving

Talking to strangers online was the best decision I ever made

Year progress: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░ 75.3%

TIL you can summon your freighter from the ground in . Here I was, flying into space to summon it every time 🤦‍♀️

Action hero whose watch is always 5 minutes behind: What time is it?
Me: 8:45
AHWWIA5MB: Not on my watch.

Achievement unlocked: edit a diff hunk with `git reset -p`.

The plural of "daylight savings" is "daylights savings"

Newest policy is: schools don't have to inform families of COVID-19 cases, and close contacts do not have to isolate if they "feel well" (previously required Day 1 and Day 10 tests).

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