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Twitter didn’t implement a dislike button because that’s the default.

Where is the best place to get comprehensive war insurance?

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Sad that dad is missing out on politicians complaining about things being too political on what would have been his birthday.

“Nothing in this Declaration may be interpreted as implying for any State, group or person any right to engage in any activity or to perform any act aimed at the destruction of any of the rights and freedoms set forth herein.“ ohchr.org/EN/UDHR/Pages/Langua

30 years ago: “…this was a time when cable television, genetics, and frozen yogurt were becoming more common in popular culture, hence are all parodied in the movie.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlins

🎉 Whatever party or candidate you vote for, remember the last Royal Canadian Air Farce New Year’s Eve special will air on December 30th, 2019 🎊

For anyone looking for Target’s international site intl.target.com … “we’ve temporarily taken down the Borderfree website while the technical issues are being fixed.”

Bus driver: “Don’t take this the wrong way but are you a senior?”

The one day I don’t wear AirPods.

Behaviour can be unprecedented, mean-spirited, dishonest, confusing, ill-advised, unethical, inhumane, ignorant, conspiratorial, insulting, arrogant, misleading, unconstitutional, or even criminal while remaining totally “on brand” for celebrities, business people, and politicians.

Contains random SPAM I received 

My first book will be a collection of random 500 word essays I wrote in order to enter contests without necessarily making a purchase.

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