Iain K. MacLeod @boostventilator@xoxo.zone

Twitter didn’t implement a dislike button because that’s the default.

‪I respinned from Deadsign‬.

🎉 Whatever party or candidate you vote for, remember the last Royal Canadian Air Farce New Year’s Eve special will air on December 30th, 2019 🎊

For anyone looking for Target’s international site https://intl.target.com … “we’ve temporarily taken down the Borderfree website while the technical issues are being fixed.”

RIP Michael “Mike” Charles Gregory Gillis (1977 - 2019) https://tjtracey.com/tribute/details/921/Mike-Gillis/obituary.html

Bus driver: “Don’t take this the wrong way but are you a senior?”

The one day I don’t wear AirPods.

⬅️ Decision Support ➡️

Behaviour can be unprecedented, mean-spirited, dishonest, confusing, ill-advised, unethical, inhumane, ignorant, conspiratorial, insulting, arrogant, misleading, unconstitutional, or even criminal while remaining totally “on brand” for celebrities, business people, and politicians.

Because it‘s 1830.

“Am with the Bates Machinery Co and I am contacting your business in regards to the order for some VENTILATOR and so can you send me an email back with the types as well as the sizes and pricing information for those you carry and also let me know the methods of payment that you accept so that we can proceed with the order and so waiting to hear back from you with an email response.” — williamsrickeyco@gmail.com

My first book will be a collection of random 500 word essays I wrote in order to enter contests without necessarily making a purchase.

I got my first, “So, you here with your granddaughter?” at the playground.

Coincidentally, I also now know more about local property value in 1981, reluctant church fundraising, community garden irrigation, and infant mortality.

It always sucks when Scotiabank disables the online “acces” for an account I don’t have for a security precaution.

It is proven! I am boostventilator on Keybase: https://keybase.io/boostventilator/sigchain#26b8147e9d10a85aa611fe041c87340e1650ef90d2a1642287df0396c2054e250f

‪I’m here for the Five Guys and Five Fishermen disambiguation on Argyle Street in Halifax.

A vote for Frederick George Lays is a vote for the tried and true rural Nova Scotian conservative values of being able to change your name to better fit the demographics of Nashville reality TV.

“There is no such thing as an ‘underage woman.’ Underage women are girls… It suggests an American culture that remains reluctant to equate the interests of powerful men and the interests of vulnerable girls.” — Megan Garber https://amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/596140/

So, am I supposed to believe the Years and Years timeline featuring Vivienne Rook’s ascension to power is somehow worse compared to one where Boris Johnson becomes Prime Minister?

R.I.P. Rutger

22-MAY-10: Hobo with a Shotgun star Rutger Hauer introduces a Thrillema screening of The Hitcher (1986) with Hobo director Jason Eisener at Park Lane.

“They warned me not to get a chicken bag of wood.”

That movie “Yesterday” except it’s called “Today” and I’m the only one who remembers the Smashing Pumpkins but people are suspicious I’d sing a teen anthem from a 3-year-old’s perspective.