vaporwave skeleton fever dream @cori@xoxo.zone

if you've ever wondered what it's like in my head, take a moment to imagine the protypical hamster on a wheel, then imagine hundreds of them

you zoom out, these hundreds of hamsters on wheels are powering a mecha hamster, spinning its own much larger wheel

you zoom out again, there are hundreds of these mecha hamsters, all spinning their own wheels which power a much larger mecha hamster, a mecha mecha hamster if you will

you turn to your companion and say "by jove, how many levels of hamsters could there be?" and she turns and responds to you, insanity buried deep in her eyes, and speaks, "my dear reader, I'm afraid it's hamsters all the way down"

i'm fucking losing it this tiktok is so goddamn funny https://twitter.com/sienzala/status/1228580638594174977

@HTHR summer, alternating between melting and cooling off in a river or lake

follow-up question: what's your LEAST favorite season?

what's your favorite season?

Also a reminder to boost, lift up, and give your money to Brown and Black voices on Mastodon this #mastomonday

thank 💖

Happy #MastoMonday! Remember: Be kind and welcoming to new folks today, and don't be afraid to post an introduction/what you're working on under the hashtag!

And for the second part of my #MastoMonday announcements, here's the first glimpse of my newest secret project, Concrete Garden! You play as the last plant after the end of the world, climbing buildings, making art through movement, and finding glowing cubes for sustenance. More information in the coming weeks!

とりあえず merge からやってみますか♪(( ))

me looking in the mirror: WOW DOXXED

WHAT HAS OCCURRED CANNOT BE UNDONE

I have trained a neural net on a crowdsourced set of vintage jello-centric recipes

I believe this to possibly be the worst recipe-generating algorithm in existence

https://tmblr.co/ZP7VLs2ndvbMW