keybase Corporate Shillposting 

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Trans Day of Remembrance 

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what if all jobs were phrased like "attorney at law"?

programmer at computer

chef at food

barista at coffee

surgeon at brain

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@annika it goes like this:
forgive me, please
it sat there, tempting, by the cheese
in a cold and frosty icebox, hallelujah

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i heard there was a secret plum
i really meant to save you some
but you don't really care for breakfast, do you

sarah zedig is rewatching her video on transitioning on stream rn, y'all should join if you have tissues handy youtube.com/watch?v=SCMvU7VsJG

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therapist: u depressed

me: nah fam i'm just dopamine fasting 😏 feel less now, feel more later

therapist: bitch u what

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trying to enjoy my life as a black dude but i'm always two steps away from getting transformed into a marketable toon creature so the international market can accept me

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lemon demon's "Angry People" is completely prophetic. can't wait for everyone to turn into tigers and wolves

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LMAO i completely forgot i submitted my song months ago. uhhh check out the latest welcome to night vale ep to hear Good Intentions, Bad Advice from my self-titled album!! i really should check my email more often nickyflowers.bandcamp.com/album/nicky-flowers

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its cuffing season friends and furries, and in our scramble to not want to be alone for the holidays I implore you to take a deep breath and remember some red flags to NOT put up with:

*"You're not like other __" This person does not respect your identity and the moment you deviate from their ideals, they will betray you

*"All __ cheat, some are better at hiding it" This person will cheat on you and blame you for their behavior/ for being naive enough to believe them

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i would LOVE to get in on the procgen happening here. if you put in a nonsense name it gives you this fucking wild "past life" thing

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⚠️ PSA ABOUT BOOMERS ⚠️ 

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what i wouldn't give for a picrew with like ten different kinds of big noses and then a single button nose

queerjs has trans and ace js stickers this is lit

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finding out that the mahalo old fashioned woman was actually an experienced bartender improvising as best as she could with awful materials in order to make some quick cash off of dot-com exhaust makes that video much much more relatable punchdrink.com/articles/where-

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