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Queer Eye but it's five teachers explaining many things

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You don't want to kill all your dark areas they are very important. This is a happy place, little squirrels live here and play.

guys, is it gay to finish? It's literally coming to an end. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I went camping for 3 days and now I canโ€™t really figure out what a phone is even FOR

please remember about the true purpose of radio technology

years later, and although it was among the earliest, _Teens Wander Around a House_ by @darius still stands out as one of the best books to come out of NaNoGenMo [pdf link] tinysubversions.com/nanogenmo/ 'Darby walked into the master bedroom and saw Philomena. Great. "Dreams," Darby said. "Tell me about your dreams." Philomena almost said nothing, but thought
better of it. "I was a butterfly flying in a field of yellow flowers. I stopped on one flower and it
turned into a boat taking me down the Nile."'

That's what makes life fun. That you can make these decisions. That you can create the world that you want.

Guys... is it gay to prance? You're just springing forward on the hind legs. ๐Ÿค”

food 

Iโ€™m going camping this weekend and I can already tell the challenge is going to be eating enough fat. Everyone sells protein shit now and what I need is portable balls of nuts and cream cheese or something

The whole โ€œlose your place in the feed any time you reply to someoneโ€ continues to make Mastodon nearly unusable and I hate it.

The instructor at my yoga studio today reminded me a lot of the instructor who taught me yoga, which is to say: old school and extremely intense physical work while chatting about prana and the inner eye the entire time.

Imagine a lot of sweating while trying not to fall over. Ow.

how long a screen reader took to read different toot weirdnesses

WORKED WELL:

normal emojis = described ("party popper", "blowing kisses")

custom emojis = their defining words are read (e.g. :mastodon: as "mastodon")

"in this house" meme: ~5 seconds (all the punctuation ignored)

some kaomoji e.g. (โ•ฏยฐโ–กยฐ๏ผ‰โ•ฏ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป was read as "table flip" (!)

TOTALLY SKIPPED:
some kaomoji
N.B. it being skipped is not a problem as long as it's "decorative" for yr toot i.e. if you skip it, you don't lose meaning

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@courtney I like that she sued Samsung over violation of right to privacy, violation of right of publicity, and trademark infringement and won her appeal. normai.net/posts/white-v-samsu

Lithops, the Living Stone succulent. When it blooms, it looks like a flower cleaving a rock. #plants #nature

When I was little I loved Wheel of Fortune and Vanna White so much. I always wondered what would happen if she refused to turn over the letters.

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If thereโ€™s ever a fire, after I rescue the cats Iโ€™m going back for my autographed photo of Vanna White Iโ€™ve had since the mid-80s.

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Good morning I finished painting a drywall repair patch in our bathroom and hung stuff back up which means I was able to CLEAN THE BATHROOM for the first time in WEEKS and Iโ€™m a hero

Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo.

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