listen, i'm glad everyone is here/back but platform metacommentary alone won't be enough to make this stick. you need to start posting inane nonsense
what did you eat today. did you see any cool bugs
@danbruno no bugs yet, still working
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@danbruno *underlines this post. Sets font to BOLD*
@danbruno what if I ate a bug today? It *was* a pretty cool bug.
@DarkestKale oh 10 absolutely
@danbruno@xoxo.zone saw an assassin bug nymph growing up on my bougainvillea bonsai today 🤗
this tends to be one I see regularly
@danbruno nice take! I got to drink some iced coffee finally with the incoming spring
@danbruno I ate chickie tendies but I stg I’m not a Reddit admin. . .
Stlex 
@danbruno please, please, we need to know about the cool bugs in everyone's life
@infernusgoatus @danbruno I had a shield bug on my car rear view mirror today! I was sure to carefully place it back on a plant before driving off 😉
@danbruno pondered life and what the hell went wrong with it over the course of six years
@danbruno LOL (almost as good as inane nonsense?) ;)
@danbruno @jalefkowit I have a cactus garden and it’s flowering right now. I had soup for lunch.
@Devils_Rancher @danbruno @jalefkowit this is the quality content I came to see.
@danbruno now did anyone *eat* any cool bugs is the question I am interested in here
@danbruno pizza. And My Cat found a bug but he lost it and cried about it for half an hour. I hope he finds it again, mostly for my sake
Lily
@danbruno I think I forgot to get food today. Thanks for reminding me.
There's a wasp flying in my office, still trying to figure out how the little one got in here, there is no window in this office.
@danbruno
Salmon. The answer is Salmon. You figure out to which question.
@danbruno There was a baby praying mantis on my car tire this morning.
@vaughnhannon @danbruno hashtag blessed.
@_crystal_dreams @danbruno I remember that, it WAS very good
Good food and cool bugs
@danbruno lunch was leftover sweet potato fries with grated asiago. To that extent, I'm happy with my life choices.
someone in my knitting lunch call saw a spider in their living room, trapped it under a glass, and took it outside. Other people in the call suggested letting her cat eat it, but the cat was asleep
@danbruno
i ate a chicken sandwich and another one of those terrifying oversized mosquitos because i live in texas
@danbruno Not seen any cool bugs today :/ Yesterday was good for bumblebees tho 🐝
@danbruno I had a panini with goat cheese and avocado on it. I was not ready for the flavor tag team.
@alienghic @danbruno I felt at home as soon as I saw the #cats
So the fediverse's hashtags are sometimes a bit flaky but in addition to #cats there's also #caturday and #CatBellies
@alienghic @danbruno A GLORIOUS FELINE
@danbruno my one year old discovered ants today. That was pretty fun.
@danbruno see this is great because inane nonsense is exactly the level of discourse that i'm most comfortable engaging in
@danbruno I of course read this as "did you eat any cool bugs"
@danbruno i did not see any cool bugs today but i'm hopeful for tomorrow
@danbruno Turkey breast and cheddar on sourdough with a big glug of Mexican hot sauce. My sinuses are *so* clean...
food
@danbruno i ate leftover thai food (curry pad thai) and i have not seen any cool bugs today but the cherry blossoms are starting to come in which is pretty rad
@danbruno rice and beans with some ribs. How about you?
@danbruno i saw a cool bug and i ate it
@danbruno true. I even have "little meta" in my bio – to remind myself of this. I mean serious content is also fine, but nonsense is a good start 😸
@danbruno I wish I had seen a cool bug today, that would have made my Monday a lot more manageable 🪲
I did see an uncool bug and I fixed it. Sorry I don't have a life :'(
@danbruno I ate a kebab 🥙
@danbruno I had some weird chocolate from IKEA this morning. Still trying to understad the instructions though
@danbruno didnt see any cool bugs but did definitely eat
@danbruno we got bumblebees in my neighbor’s flowers, which means it is officially spring for reals
@danbruno But I only read everyone else's inane chatter, I don't actually *contribute*. Egads!
@danbruno I found out why there's bird poop on my mailbox top when I saw a male cardinal sitting on the number plate on top of the mailbox! Now if I could just figure out why ants keep wanting to live inside the mailbox. #ItsAPuzzlement
@danbruno i got a bagel, salt with cream cheese. It was fantastic
@danbruno I saw green aphids. They were cool…but I had to end them cause they’re on my basil plant
@danbruno Bring back breakfast pictures.