Looking at a keyboards chat and thinking “I bet I’ve bought more video game consoles than keyboards in my life,” and then further narrowing it to “I bet I’ve bought more _Nintendo DSes_ than keyboards in my life”

I think I'm gonna finish Desert Golfing this month, maybe even this week. A definite GotP runner-up, after Animal Crossing

can't be fucked getting a screenshot off my switch right now so just imagine that there's a picture of a girl standing in midair here and it's subtitled "ryza skywalker"

I'm looking forward to August because that's when Hobonichi typically starts revealing their new stationery products for next year, and since I'm basically a Normal type villager from Animal Crossing that's the kind of thing I get excited about

Just caught myself replacing my scare quotes with single instead of double quotation marks because they seemed milder somehow

Just finished my replay of Trails in the Sky where I a) attempted to see all of the dialog in the game, and b) took notes as I played to better keep track of the more complex plot stuff and the NPC side stories. That made this run 15-20 hours longer than my original playthrough years ago. (I can't tell exactly because the turbo mode they've added speeds up the game clock.)

Also: my notes documents total almost 15,000 words. I feel like I should be getting college credit for this!

to whoever has to write the patch notes for this transit app during a pandemic while also staying lighthearted and jokey to maintain the brand voice: i hope you’re doing okay bud

patch notes for my text editor say that markdown files now open "up to 350 times faster"


Went out for a walk today. I would estimate about 75% of the people I saw still had masks, but of the ones who did maybe a third of them were just carrying it instead of wearing it. Maybe they think it's a magic talisman that protects them just by being nearby

i should have known this would not have played as a joke on mastodon 😂 i'm sorry to everyone in the replies but i am not a real web developer, i know just enough to get into trouble

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should have my website show a message if you _don’t_ have an adblocker installed recommending that you get one

there seems to be a new bird in my neighborhood that sometimes stays up late and tweets very loudly to no one in particular while right outside my window. anyway hello it is 1:20 am

spoiler for a returning character 

goddamn look at how big this mug is

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Highest number of named NPCs in a single camera shot: 28

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