i explained milkshake duck to my partner yesterday and i'm increasingly envious of people who don't have twitter brain poisoning like i do

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unsurprisingly, tumblr's export feature is completely broken??? cool, love to lose like 8 fucking years of posts

mental health 

mental health 

mental health 

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finally do I have the proper way of looking at the fediverse :icon_mrgreen:

also yes it's fully functional and I'm actually using it as my main interface right now

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

aaaaaa i’m so excited for xoxo this week

i’m glad equinox paid money to show me this sculpture of a butt

also help i’m getting sucked in by another monster hunter game, why do i do this to myself lol


"the night is short walk on girl" was so wonderful & now it's my life's mission to get a room full of people to do the sophist dance

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Starting to think that a national ban on bitcoin mining should be included in all climate change agendas.

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