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The first trick in this compilation is something I learned a week ago and used every day since. It's so satisfying. youtu.be/l5YNXUdFuAI

@map jetzt stelle ich mich vor wie du pirouettendrehend durch die küche tanzt.

@map ich würde mich mit 100 prozentiger sicherheit verletzen.

@hagen @map Hagen, du würdest dich beim liegen verletzen wenn deine matratze nich weich wär.

@map that second one utterly confuses me though, I've never seen such a bottle. And the last one is… fancy round pudding?

@jemus42 the bottles are a Japanese lemonade called "Ramune". Iirc the bottles originated when metal was in high demand for ww2. The last thing is a jello thing called "raindrop cake".

@map @jemus42 the last ones look exactly like breast implants.