I just realized my utter disappointment that I didn't do a PhD.
Because "Doctor Martin Pittenauer" is perfectly singable to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.
It took an embarrassing amount of time, but I figured out how to avoid doing a PhD.
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