I just remembered that Imaginary Flying Machines exists and that is exactly my kind of obscure nerd bullshit. (I.e. Metal covers of Ghibli songs)

Trying out something fun. (Thanks to @g00m@instagram.com for the iOS Shortcut to make these easily.)

Overheard at the airport: "They are using the pan-tone or pan-tony or whatever it is called to manage our colors."

Thank you sir, i will now insist on calling it pan tony.

I guess that settles if game companies need to worry about politics.

TFW you don't know which dystopia to prefer.

Thanks to @CalZonesApp@twitter.com I finally have the watch complication I always wanted: a digital clock of a different time zone. 🎉🎉🎉

Most important iOS 13 feature: cat detection.

Minecraft Earth seems to work fine if you have a New Zealand App Store Account to download it.

It took an embarrassing amount of time, but I figured out how to avoid doing a PhD.

I know, this is the least of our worries regarding the UK parliament right now, but there must be a better way to mic that room.

Watching UK parliament on Twitch seems like a perfect match in 2019.

I’d like to unsubscribe from this reality, please.

Weird auto-linking features for 500 please, Alex.

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