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RT @jwgoerlich@twitter.com
“On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.”

~ 25 years later ~

On the Internet ... we know the breed, age, location, estimated education, current sentiment, and which chew toys to pitch.

YOU: so the A in RAID stands for "Array"?
US: Yes.
YOU: doesn't that mean saying "RAID array" is redundant?
US: Of course. That's what the R is for.

Hi internet friends. I have a very dear friend with over a decade of technical writing experience who is likely to get deported in the next month unless they can find a job.

Anyone looking for technical writers in the Bay Area?

Uhh, @staticsafe , what are y'all doin' up there?

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Don't eat the rich. Humans contain a lot of toxins that are harmful to humans, and eating them doubles up on that. Also they contain (obviously enough) human vector diseases that you can catch in a way eating another species you wouldn't necessarily; Compost the rich and use them to grow other crops instead.

A good project manager has a strong opinion, they'd build the entire project themselves if they could, but they oversee and have strong opinions on all the work from the team. They're a leader but also a guiding voice.

A bad project manager makes sure everyone hits their deadlines, everyone does their part, but doesn't comment much on the quality of work.

The Ghostbusters are COPS. Do NOT call them.
Work with a local medium to open dialog with the spirits in your community.

1984: We can't talk here, they might have bugs to wiretap us.

2018: Bug, order me some pizza!

@spideyj y

This morning, thinking about #florence and #mangkhut, I'm reminded of that report from a while back about how energy usage from mining cryptocurrency is rolling back some of the measures we've taken against climate change.

There is no ethical cryptocurrency under global warming.

To all my #xoxofest folks, recovering from late nights and on their way back to the world, a final piece of advice:

Stay in the Slack, as you’re able. This community you discovered in person continues online, and a year is a long time to be without contact. 💚✨