All I want to do today is get high, play video games, and listen to Green Day. Iโ€™m more of a high schooler now than I ever was in HS

real men don't hit you up at 2 am asking for nude pics

real men hit their desk and ask for pictures of spiderman

I could hear my neighbors having an ugly breakup and when i went outside i found this

Joe Rogan is Gwyneth Paltrow for men.

How much hyper growth does it take to fucking adequately staff a large project

Friendly reminder that the human body is wildly complex and small changes can have huge impacts. And that your perception of the world has only a tangential relationship to reality.

Thank god I've done enough drugs to identify "artificial" emotions due to a chemical thing as opposed to actual circumstances. ๐Ÿ’…

I take a bunch of supplements for my health issues, and I stopped taking one recently that I thought was a simple vitamin supplement. 1 week of slowly mounting crippling depression later, I found out that it was critical for dopamine and serotonin stuff.

Asbestos is completely harmless as long as you cook it properly

economics is a scam invented by economists to sell more copies of The Economist

Some of you all on here talking about wanting to kill people simply for being bosses or being rich. But may I suggest you read a book about a little man named scrooge. And see how he turned out in the end

ABORT ABORT there's a centrist on the group text I REPEAT THERE'S A CENTRIST ON THE GROUP TEXT ABORT ABORT

It just took me 15 seconds to parse the word "heaven". At first I thought it was some form of "heavy", then "haven", then "heave". Am I that far removed from thinking about positive things?

the sharing-links-to-things-you-haven't-read lobby is entirely supporting the writing-about-subjects-you-haven't-bothered-to-research industry

I canโ€™t even fathom how good Iโ€™d be at my job if I was any good at computers

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