Drew Schuster @nuncamind@xoxo.zone

Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation

Where can I pirate the full series of the Office with Jim and Pam edited out?

i'm slam dunking myself into tomorrow

this is my new character, MRA guy who is exclusively mad about the movie mars needs moms

why doesn't mars need dads

that's right bitch i'm cute AND talented what now

jim and pam do not have sex

vim: copying text is called yanking
emacs: pasting text is called yanking
everyone else: nothing is called yanking oh my god

more like the gaystation. more like the sex box. more like the nintendo switch

I am not afraid to speak of the Forbidden Spice Girls: Garlic, Thyme, Trader Joe’s Every Day Seasoning, and Bulbasaur

fuck you but I’ll do what you tell me

who the fuck puts food in the fridge. just eat it

had such a hectic day today i barely had time to celebrate ronald reagan's death. hope it's hot in hell you decrepit fart

yeah i shit nude. don't like it? rob a different house

The Mac Pro has wheels? I guess they didn’t cancel Project Titan after all

Is a joke that probably killed on Twitter 8 hours ago

JS talks I'm becoming less and less interested in over time:

- hey here's this amazing new browser API, it can make your sites 2 milliseconds faster

More interesting:

- why are we doing this
- what does it all mean
- what are the economics behind all this stuff that devrel folks are way too uncomfortable to bring up

reading posts about "the group chat" like haha yeah guys, we all love the group chat, right? That thing that we're definitely in with our friends, in a group, chatting...

this always makes me laugh so fucking much

Quentin Tarantino the type of guy to get a genie and wish that shoes didn't exist