I recieved shot 1/1 of the janssen covid vaccine yesterday. So far the reception is great, full bars of 5g.

Is anyone on my TL interested in schooling me about analog TV? I got my SNES working again and i want to see some mid-scanline raster effects

Thinking about earthbound RNG manipulation and gently thawing my kitchen plumbing.

thank goodness the bathroom's supply lines unfroze about 10.

every so often, a new copy of the innernette appears in the mail, and you send the previous one back in an enclosed envelope. you can run on any cloud you please including USPS, UPS, FedEx, southern pacific railroad, etc.

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raid5 striping across station wagons. parity drives in armored car

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non-euclidean tech idea of the day RFC-1149 over station wagon:

“Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.”

Corrolary: what is the actual bandwidth of a specific station wagon at capacity using the densest storage where i/o transfer allows offloading the station wagon before the average round trip time.

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Just got this from a friend of mine.

He’s not wrong.

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Sarcasm like whoa 

Yesterday my 8 year old broke me for a minute when they said something like when I grow up I hope the virus goes away, and, I just called the governor and folks I am happy to report covid is cancelled and we can all stop pretending it exists to avoid commuting.

Mortality 

Corporate annual self review, 2020, draft 1:

- statistics about jira tickets
- btw have you heard about when the funeral homes used u-haul to store casualties of a disease one's extended family pretends doesn't exist to own the libs?

lets get goin, time to crack open a 6 pack of stack overflow tabs

love too attend major brand name computer conferences via "online experience dot com"

can i block people on slack or do i just have to change my identity and go into the witness protection program for people who owe too much to technical debt loan sharks?

if'n i'm holdin a bass guitar you know there's about to be some accidental duck tales intro octaves about to happen

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* You rotate the tully toggle; not wanting to hear Camptown Races one more time, you rotate it hard, the tully toggle falls off.
* A line printer emits a description of a MIDI file of The Human Fly by the Cramps
* [ERROR] All instruments replaced by slap bass samples from the jrpg MOTHER3; continue? [Y/n]

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