Brian Enigma @BrianEnigma@xoxo.zone

I had to order some new parts for the 3D printer and now I have “print heads” stuck in my brain (to the tune of “Fish Heads”).

TIL about “Stacey’s Dad,” which sounds surprisingly close to the original. https://youtu.be/WANlg297AHU

BLOG: Ode to a Suitcase

https://blog.brianenigma.com/2022/09/29/ode-to-a-suitcase/

If your video starts with “wait for it,” I probably won’t.

Chunder.

I was going through my screenshot folder and discovering a bunch I have absolutely zero memory of.

Does the #Splatoon #Splatfest suddenly bring out all the hardcores? I went from routinely scoring 800–1000 down to like 600. Every. Match.

I don’t fully understand, but I’m perfectly content with Lovejoy’s Tea Room renaming themself to Emperor Georgiou's Tea Room.

Working through the calculus of extra hour of cook time vs opening a jar.

Paranoimia - The Art Of Noise w/ Max Headroom

It’s amazing how quickly you can destroy oscillating multi tool blades.

They make sword canes, and you can buy them at the sword store at the mall. But I have a feeling that sword walkers could be a vast untapped market. Maybe the tennis balls on the feet can convert to a bola.

Today is a good day to try the brand new Trimet bendy bus.

im in ur base inkin yr dudes

The best Sean Connery movie — Zardoz or Time Bandits?

Is there software specifically for drawing the diagrams used in patents? And if so, why hasn't it been updated since the 70s?

It is possible that I have found a pizza that does not make my body recoil in horror. It is also possible that this is technically a giant tostada.

It 💯 wouldn’t surprise me if Rick & Morty referenced Star Trek… but Star Trek #Picard referencing Rick & Morty? Wha?

Pickle and anchovy pizza. Who’s with me?

🎼We can dance. We can dance. Everybody take off your pants.🎶