Brian Enigma @BrianEnigma@xoxo.zone

So we have Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, Green Monday, but when do we get... Blue Monday?

🎼“How does it feel
To treat me like you do?”🎵

Starting to wrap Christmas presents. As you do.

It wouldn’t be Christmas season without an injury on the Phantasm ornament.

I love this, and the discussions it's sparked.

I am happy with this alignment of holiday and anniversary.

🎼On the fourth day of Christmas, I got more Scotch whiskey

Happy Unsubscribe from Cyber Monday Deals Mailing Lists Day!

Scotch Whiskey Advent Calendar, day 1: tasting glass and Auchentoshan 17

I require three more donuts.

Lookin’ for birds, part 2

Lookin’ for birds

These pure white candy canes are very, uh, nationalistic.

It’s Basil and Vincent, but not my cats.

All worn out.

Preparing the fine China.

Preparing the centerpiece #babyyoda

I’m not sure if the world is better, worse, or just different if you think of homeless camps as Jawa villages that steal, process, trade, and sell bicycle parts instead of droid & ship parts.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM MY TOILET TO YOURS!

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Who designed the sphincter valve ketchup bottles? The force required to open the gate guarantees that you’re unable to get just a little.