Brian Enigma @BrianEnigma@xoxo.zone

I propose we rename “Bowser’s Fury” to “Catboy Marioland.” *Everything* has cat ears, from the trees to the monsters to the rainbows. They really went all-in on the nyan.

A good alternative beverage at bars/clubs/parties? Or fragile masculinity's take on bottled water?

TikTok is the perfect place for a resurgence of The Macarena by unaware white folks. Let's do this! Who's with me? No? Not you? Nor you?

Whiskey sour, except it’s liquid Sour Patch Kid.

Snow ducks have been installed around the neighborhood.

Snowshoeing in Portland

We're supposed to take an anniversary trip to the coast, but I don't know if the snow ducks will allow it. The buses aren't even running, it's so icy.

Remember how, like 10 years ago, “metrosexual” was a thing? Can we bring back that sensibility, but give it a better name this time?

You know when you set up a web server with a custom log path for a vhost and then you forget to add it to logrotate and then you end up with a monolithic 70GB log file a year later? I hate when that happens.

Today (actually yesterday) I learned that the atomic clocks are not set to UTC, but are 37 seconds ahead of UTC. Because things get a little chaotic and ugly at the intersection between theoretical physics and hard reality.

OMG I THINK I MET THE STONKS GUY UP ON MT. HOOD!

I hope you’re as psyched about THE BIG GAME this weekend as I am!

Bench seat installation

Is Alka Seltzer a bath bomb you can drink? Or are bath bombs an Alka Seltzer you can sit in?

HAPPY GROUNDHOG D̶A̶Y̶ YEAR!

I don’t own champagne flutes, but I *do* have graduated cylinders.

He fell asleep resting his chin on my laptop.

“I see no choice but to resign from this Death Star as it begins to explode.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/01/09/trump-cabinet-resignations-death-star/

Do I have to do it all in one meal?