Brian Enigma @BrianEnigma@xoxo.zone

A $400 Chromebook has a better keyboard than my $2,300 laptop (where Apple decided to reimagine how keyboard mechanisms should function).

Are Spiderman’s webs biodegradable? Do they lose their stickiness, sloughing off of building, on to unsuspecting bystanders below?

Oh, Portland.

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/10/thief_picks_nose_from_portland.html

Cornelius attempting to escape from the Azkaban that @professor@instagram.com.rose built.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpBhx5qh58i/

How long until we get the Minority Report future of bus stop advertising doing facial recognition to tailor ads to you? And what kind of stranglehold will Facebook have on that market, given they can already auto-tag you in photos based on facial recognition?

*You were looking at something embarrassing online, so now we'll show you related ads on a billboard as you walk by.*

I'm a little tired of spam email from international superhackers that know my password and have used it to hack every aspect of my life, including my taped-over webcam and my web history. I guess they want buttcoins, and as proof, they share the password. You know — the one I only ever used on MySpace 10+ years ago.

I also tire of these:

When the album you’re listening to while cooking concludes just as you’re garnishing servings. 👨‍🍳👌💋❤️

Picking through the last of the tomato harvest, a few meters from the compost pile, I can now understand the visceral pleasure of throwing rotten tomatoes.

Welp, I thought I was going to eat dinner. Then I didn’t notice the cat brought in a half-alive mouse. Then I had to take it outside. Then convince the cat it didn’t disappear under the stove. Then praise him as he ate it. 🐭🐈

Sometimes you must leave a bold message.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Boxs73wB1mw/

⬆️LOOK UP⬆️
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bou6PNchQv0/

Thinking of making an add-on to my Retro Gaming Expo badge, but running out of time to program an animation. What can I do in 8x16 pixels?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bord72Mh-L4/

Makin’ solenoid control boards.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bop04bDhpWt/

At the symphony, watching a movie, with my special ladyfriend, @professor@instagram.com.rose
https://www.instagram.com/p/BongrRLhToJ/