any video game that shows you vital stats about its characters—height, weight, age, birthday, blood type, etc.—must by law include at least one stat that is "secret" or "unknown"

my dad, at a bookstore: hey do you have The British are Coming by Rick Atkinson

the bookstore employee, revealing her RP accent: some might say we're _already here_

I post a lot about Falcom games because it's more fun, but the truth is that lately I've been playing Forza Horizon. I don't know/care enough about cars to ever be a superfan, but man is it good

It is hard for me to imagine a less useful recommendation engine than Steam's

Watching Monster Factory before bed meant that I reflexively blamed Todd Howard for how cold it was when I woke up

🤖🎎

My dentist sent me a check for $25 and a bill for $26.80 at the same time

woke up with a fever the day after seeing this so maybe I do not like the cursed mirror after all

this thing definitely reflects magic damage back at the attacker

I think this makes four new songs already this year (!)

Last two albums were 2016 and 2018, so…it's not out of the question…

I made a Look Around You reference and two of the three people in the room caught it, which is the highest percentage of people catching a Look Around You reference I've encountered in my entire life

maybe the fiction is that everyone is actually a pokemon fan from our world who has been magically transported there, and so they can never shut up about the things

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