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Toot like nobody's boosting!

On one side people trying to blame terrorism on gaming, anime and 3D printing, on the other side panicked children worried about their toys getting taken away. Somewhere in the margins vanishing few people worried about Nazis killing Jewish people in the streets in Germany again.

Got up early to judge tea.

"Years and Years" is horrifying and anxiety inducing and brilliant.

I don't really get why some personal automation triggers in iOS Shortcuts just pop up a notification that lets you run the shortcut. Shouldn't these be like... automatic?

Is there a podcast client with a "sticky" sleep timer function? I listen to podcasts when going to sleep and when I wake up in the middle of the night I'd love to be able to just press play on my Bluetooth remote to have it continue with a new 15 minute sleep timer.

Oh gawd. I just realized the next three months will be dominated by "Top 10 of the decade" lists.

And all that to allow some Nazis to march down the streets...

Police is doing their best to remind us why we are celebrating German reunification today by blocking various ways to travel from East Berlin to West Berlin.

I feel attacked.

Let's be honest and just call it the purge for sexual assault.

I just arrived in Munich during Oktoberfest time and it took literally 3 minutes to witness the first groping. Fuck this shit.

It took an embarrassing amount of time, but I figured out how to avoid doing a PhD.

This works, but feels like a hack.

I love that I can scan NFCs to automate things on iOS with Shortcuts. I hate that Reminders can't automate checking off an item. :/

I know, this is the least of our worries regarding the UK parliament right now, but there must be a better way to mic that room.

Tfw your bank has no idea how to send money to Japan.

Dealing with the hyper object of the ongoing climate disaster reminds me about Douglas Adams' Total Perspective Vortex. It's hard to engage with it for a prolonged time without suffering major mental health issues.

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I just realized my utter disappointment that I didn't do a PhD.

Because "Doctor Martin Pittenauer" is perfectly singable to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song.

Out of the 50+ titles currently on Apple Arcade a mere 10 have support for controllers. #wtf