Umm this is too real

RT @laserfeelings@twitter.com

You have two stats: exhaustion and feelings. While you roll under your exhaustion stat, the GM introduces a cost.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/laserfeelings/stat

I'm sure the vegan breakfast snausage manufacturer thinks they're being helpful by giving the instructions "treat just like you would regular breakfast sausage" but I'm washing my hands like Lady Macbeth

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I love when being honest and straightforward is rewarded by a better understanding of each other.
That's my fuckin shit.

Sasha boosted

the best thing about β€œbe gay do crimes” is that it encourages people to be gay and also to do crimes.

Sasha boosted

Please #boost for Pacific Time Zone queers who stay up late for whatever reason. Trying to grow my lil discord server. We got memes and friendship. DM for an invite :blobcoffee:

Our internet was down for 6 hours today and we ended up watching a movie on a disc like in olden days

Today's serverless headache
Massively parallelizing your processing with lambdas that rely on parameter store for secrets makes the SSM limit your bottleneck

Interrogating your gender a journey that is absolutely worth taking. I can meet and relate to other humans as my real self.
Realizing absolutely changed my life for the better. πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ’™

Watching my fellow theys post on is a delight. If your feed isn't full of queer, trans, and non-binary people of all colors and shapes, fix it!

This is well deserved; I'll read every novel N.K. Jemisin writes twice. (At least)

RT @nkjemisin@twitter.com

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat wired.com/story/best-books-201

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1

My review of the new Star wars:
I'm not sure it happened except there's an absurdist chat log as evidence

RT @_jbfitz@twitter.com

My review of the new Star Wars is: it happened

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/_jbfitz/status/120

Why are millennials killing print, they ask from their chalet only accessible by helicopter

RT @benjamintassie@twitter.com

Absolutely losing it at this incredibly relatable feature with the Vogue editors vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/benjamintassie/sta

Coffee shop playing all of Fiona Apple's Tidal the Saturday before Christmas is my whole mood

Read actually queer books for actual queer representation

It's easy! πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

RT @ERNurseWilma@twitter.com

Currently reading "A Tyranny of Queens" by @fozmeadows@twitter.com. Queer author & loads of queer characters in this awesome story 😍 twitter.com/ellle_em/status/12

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ERNurseWilma/statu

AWS pricing and the self are both inherently unknowable

Heck yes.

RT @portlandmercury@twitter.com

Two TriMet board members said that the transit agency is beginning to study the possibility of eliminating transit fares at a Wednesday board meeting.
portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/portlandmercury/st

This is the content i want to see in the majors

RT @MagsVisaggs@twitter.com

I wrote a short Spidey script for @DangerDontStop@twitter.com's birthday so she could illustrate it.

And I figured, well, this was my shot to do my dream take.

Give her a follow if you enjoy it!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MagsVisaggs/status

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